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Floating wine hidden baby.

Floating wine hidden baby.

On parental advice:

Thank you, parents who warned me with words along these lines: “It will be extremely difficult. The baby will cry a lot and you will lose a lot of sleep. Babies are demanding. Good luck, you can do it.”

But I now see what you actually meant was: “HOLY SHIT YOU ARE HAVING A BABY BABIES ARE INSANE AND YOU WILL ALSO BECOME INSANE. YOU WILL HALLUCINATE WITH TERROR 23.5 HOURS A DAY. YOUR BABY WILL SHIT ALL OVER HIMSELF WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY WEEPING HYSTERICALLY AND THAT WILL BE THE EASIEST PART OF YOUR DAY. YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS BABY ALIVE DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE UNFIT TO CARE FOR A PET TURTLE. I WOULD WISH YOU LUCK BUT THERE IS NO SUCH THING.”

Augustus Schenck, “Anguish,” 1878.

Augustus Schenck, “Anguish,” 1878.

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lysthecowgirl:

deadlanguagerecords:

Check out the video for “Trouble” - the title track from the new E.P. by Lys Guillorn and the Mercy Choir.

Lys and Paul will be performing tracks from the E.P. on June 21st at the Bing Arts Center in Springfield, MA along with the Grimm Generation.

Can’t wait for this show. I do believe I have all the lyrics memorized, finally. 

Bern Porter - The Last Acts of St. Fuck You

The only good slam poem ever.

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daveshumka:

I made this supercut of David Letterman asking drummers if their drums are rented. That guy is the greatest.

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Martha Wainwright - Bloody Motherfucking Asshole

Sawng o’ the day.