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Positively rad night in Worcester. Pic by @lorange_clark

Positively rad night in Worcester. Pic by @lorange_clark

I was stung by a bee

There was a nest in tree next to my shed. I was sick of looking at it. I grabbed the garden hose and pointed it at the bees. Full bast. I screamed something at them because I wanted them to drown and die afraid and humiliated. They flew right through the stream of water and came at me in a straight line. It looked like a yardstick in the sky. They landed on my face and stung me repeatedly. On my eyelids, in my nostrils, and all over my lips. When they finished, they fell to the ground and died. I was so happy I killed them.

A happy thing happened at the water fountain

When I pushed the button, instead of water, some kind of viscous orange fluid came out. I jumped back, afraid, but then decided to take a chance and try a sip. It didn’t have much of a taste. Maybe a little minty, if anything. As soon as I swallowed, I realized my pants were getting tighter near my crotch. I looked down and saw my pockets were bulging and swelling and getting heavier. I stuck my hands in and pulled out fist fulls of coins. Mostly quarters, but also some dimes and nickles. They started spilling onto the ground. Five or six people gathered and formed a circle around me and were laughing and cheering. Eventually the coins stopped appearing. We counted it up and then got in my car and went out for pizza.

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