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Riddle with several words omitted

There is a ________, a _________, and a skunk in a ________. The skunk has a __________ hanging off his _______. The _________ notices and says, “How did _________ ___________ by __________ __________?”

What is the __________ ___________?

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Coffee

Some people drink too much of it, then they spin around in their seat and say how do you do.

Every other Thursday, a group of old widows meet. They sit in a circle and pass around a small receptacle shaped like a cow. The cream pours out of its mouth into thin, porcelain cups. The hostess uses one with a stalagmite where a handle used to be. She says My Bill did not eat eggplant.

A man who harvests the beans in Peru died last week from melanoma. When the purple sun was setting over the field, he fainted and said No tengo nada.

Parrots have a poor ability to metabolize caffeine. Also horses.

My Uncle prefers diet cola.