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Looking for someone to follow me around and tell me how great I am. Sincerity not necessary but preferred.

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Riddle with several words omitted

There is a ________, a _________, and a skunk in a ________. The skunk has a __________ hanging off his _______. The _________ notices and says, “How did _________ ___________ by __________ __________?”

What is the __________ ___________?

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